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Funny Friday - Grandma Marketing

Our home phone rarely rings these days. When it does ring it is either: a) my parents or my wife's parents b) a credit card company c) a non-profit organization, or d) during election season, some idiot on a recorded message or some idiot asking me to please hold for a recorded message. Looking at the list above, which folks would I most likely hang-up on?  Yes, like you, I would hang-up on those folks that only think I'm the greatest person to ever walk the earth from late September until the 1st Tuesday after November 1st.  Yes, like some of you, I would hang up on the non-profit organization.  I do this especially if I've given to them before...

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Funny Friday - Grandma Marketing

Our home phone rarely rings these days. When it does ring it is either:a) my parents or my wife's parentsb) a credit card companyc) a non-profit organization, ord) during election season, some idiot on a recorded message or some idiot asking me to please hold for a recorded message.Looking at the list above, which folks would I most likely hang-up on? Yes, like you, I would hang-up on those folks...

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The Trial of Frosty the Snowman

MUN - Columbus, OH  Preliminary hearings began today in the trial of Mr. Frosty T. Snowman who is facing charges on a number of counts. Mr. Snowman is being represented by Mr. Jack Frost in the Franklin County court proceedings. Numerous organizations and agencies have filed suit against Mr. Snowman for what they say are, "actions that endanger the health and safety of the citizens of Ohio." Mr. Snowman, who has a winter home in the Central Ohio area, said he was shocked by the accusations. Lawyers representing the anti-smoking establishment charged that Mr. Snowman encouraged young people to smoke and polluted the air around the city with his corncob pipe. Mr. Frost appealed to the court stating, "Mr. Snowman...

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