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My Favorite Christmas Characters...

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My Favorite Christmas Characters...

Frosty the Snow Man Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Hark the Hearld Angel

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The Trial of Frosty the Snowman

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The Trial of Frosty the Snowman

MUN - Columbus, OH  Preliminary hearings began today in the trial of Mr. Frosty T. Snowman who is facing charges on a number of counts. Mr. Snowman is being represented by Mr. Jack Frost in the Franklin County court proceedings. Numerous organizations and agencies have filed suit against Mr. Snowman for what they say are, "actions that endanger the health and safety of the citizens of Ohio." Mr. Snowman, who has a winter home in the Central Ohio area, said he was shocked by the accusations. Lawyers representing the anti-smoking establishment charged that Mr. Snowman encouraged young people to smoke...

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I'm Officially Old

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I'm Officially Old

In less than 4 months I will turn 45 years old.  I am older than my wife, my siblings, and the majority of my friends.  They all remind me of this as often as they can. It's certainly not easy getting old.  My body hurts more than it used to.  Last November I played flag-football with some friends on a chilly Saturday afternoon.  Urged on by large doses of bravado and even larger does of homebrew I flung myself into the friendly game.  In the end, I needed dental work and two full weeks to recover. I find that I need to...

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Grandma Marketing

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Grandma Marketing

Our home phone rarely rings these days. When it does ring it is either: a) my parents or my wife's parents b) a credit card company c) a non-profit organization, or d) during election season, some idiot on a recorded message or some idiot asking me to please hold for a recorded message. Looking at the list above, which folks would I most likely hang-up on?  Yes, like you, I would hang-up on those folks that only think I'm the greatest person to ever walk the earth from late September until the 2nd day of November.  Yes, like some of...

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A Carol for Lent?

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You know the tune... It's the most wonderful time of the yearWith fish fries a smellingand everyone telling you "try giving up beer"It's the most wonderful time of the year.It's the pray-prayingest season of allwith weekly prayer meetingsand mission priest greetingsout in the church hallIt's the pray-prayingest season of allThere'll be stations for prayingand rosaries sayingAnd lovely desserts to forgoThere'll be sacrifice storiesand tales of the glories ofLenten times long, long agoIt's the most wonderful time of the yearThere'll be much ashes showingon bald heads that are growingmuch thinner each yearIt's the most wonderful time of the yearThere'll be folks...

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